“We despise your whorish impudence.”
You might be surprised to learn that Martin Luther, the man behind the Protestant Reformation, was the King of Insults. We certainly were. And, because we hold sarcasm, wit, and the perfect comeback close to our cold, dead hearts, the Luther Insulter is our new obsession. You’ll find it’s a good place to visit when you are in need of perfectly worded trash talk.
Please enjoy our top five favorites below:
Who are we kidding? We couldn’t choose just five: